Today’s Fun Fact about Mot City is brought to you by
Pfist Pork Farm and Pfarmaceutical Laboratory!
Get your mind-altering drug-addled pork loin for half-off when you say
the secret code to the cashier! The
secret code is “GNARWHAL BACON.”
Today’s Fun Fact comes to you from Bryce Vanburen, Owner
and barkeep at the Bloated Carcass bar, an establishment off of 27th
Street and Fie Place in Upper Mot’s 93rd district! Bryce has owned this establishment since he
won it during his years as an avid gambler over illegal wrestling. Bryce was kind enough to let us know how he
has been able to stay in business for fifteen cycles despite numerous attempts
by outside parties to shut him down:
“Okay, so you want to know some fun fact? Why do you call them fun facts? You are just asking me questions. Shouldn’t you call this electronic coffee
book you’re working on, ‘The People of Mot City?’ Just a thought. Anyway…Listen, I’ve survived because I’ve
paid the right people to keep their mouths shut. I also stopped gambling after taking over, so
I wouldn’t risk putting this place on as a bet.
I also get good synthesized alcohol, brewing some myself below the bar
here, and buying others on the black market.
The real stuff I have is mostly watered down, which most patrons don’t
mind. Shit, most of them are just happy
to have a drink to forget they live here, so I’m happy to provide them with the
opportunity to get sloshed and forget their troubles for a few minutes. Now I have to get back to work. We done here?”
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