Saturday, January 30, 2016

A Conversation

You know, there is no Heaven and Hell. There is no afterlife. This life is all we have.

It's cruel, right? This sudden knowledge. This is it. This limited time in a universe of possibilities, and we sit and shit and piss our way into old age and then die. Many pretend to cling to unwarranted belief systems with the hope that death is only the beginning, but it's not true.

You laugh, I see. Oh, I totally get it, this sense of emptiness as the truth sloshes into you, but I want to offer a distinction, my good friend. We understand there is no afterlife, but notice I didn't mention a lack of god, or gods. Why is that? Why do you think? Give me your best shot.

Oh, that's a good guess, but it's not true. A belief in the afterlife has been tied to the belief in a god or gods, but these two things shouldn't be connected. They should be totally separate. so the distinction and mistake so many religious believers make - and have made for thousands of years - is that an afterlife is intrinsically tied to a god.

But gods do exist. Not in Heaven, not in Hell, but here on earth. Right now. You laugh again, thinking I'm bullshitting you, but I have seen it. Seen the power. Felt it. And it's a wonderful feeling, my friend.

Magic is real. Possessions are real, not from the dead or demons, but from the gods themselves. Underground us all sits millions of years of energy, pent up and waiting for the moment to erupt.

Why do you think we have earthquakes? Volcanoes? Tsunamis? Fast food chains? Because the energy of the gods that helped create this world are underground, and occasionally they shift and belch, releasing their chaotic energy through the soil.

And soon enough, one god in particular will awaken. No one knows what will happen. Will it be angry? Happy? hungover? I'm excited to find out.

I'm rambling. Anyway, the thing to remember from this conversation, is that we all die, and that the gods that created this place are real, and still here. Tsethlekai will be awakened, and soon. Read the conspiracy blog written by Julie Brainerd, she'll set you straight.

Now, do you want anything else to go with your almond milk no foam latte with two and a half shots of sugar free sugar? A biscotti perhaps?