Welcome to the new weekly blog entry, Gustradamus Say!
Gustradamus Say: Next week, someone will be bitten by another human, and the victim will accuse the biter of being a vampire, but in reality the biter is just high in mescaline and Red Bull.
On Tuesday, April 27, An old man will pull down his pants on a subway train, and announce himself to be the king of France. He will be beaten with his own shoe by the King of France.
On Thursday, April 29th, a volcano will explode in Siberia. No one will care.
On Wednesday, April 28th, a Republican mouth breather operating as a "reporter" for Fox News will be caught snorting cocaine off of Sean Hannity's hairy back. When confronted over the situation, the reporter and Hannity will blame Obama for everything, including Hannity's hairy back. Glenn Beck will cry in agreement. Everyone involved will get higher television ratings and raises.
Tune in next week for more Gustradamus Say!
